turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

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do you think i have a death wish


batmanisagatewaydrug:

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(Source: scandalousdouchelord)

the-missing-e-in:

mememaster:

turklet:

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE

So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket

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change giggling around in your pocket 

change: teeheeheehee this pocket is so small!

me: shut up change! god you’re so annoying

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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